Beware of the shirt ninja.
He's back!
Back with an ancient mind control
with an illusion to control your vertical and horizontal lines.
Eh? Or is that the Outer Limits.
hmmm.

I need to attend some kind of rehabilitation i guess.
I'm in need of some social engineering.
It's always the same old problem.
I like to be with my friends but then I have this problem of attachment to my bed.
When my friends ask me out, I have this problem of leaving my bed.
The minute I left my bed, I feel its cry towards me.
Subliminally telling me that I need you.
That's the bed talking to me.
You see? I'm talking to a bed now.
I have a relationship with my bed.
I hope she is not reading this or she'll feel threaten by it.
I'm having an affair with my bed.
Opss.

Days and time have surely have no effect for me.
Sometimes I tend to forget whats today date.
And sometimes time can quite be disorienting for me.
I couldn't even distinguished wether its day or night.
I need to open up that door.
Let some light in.
I hope I'm immune to sunlight.
Or I will evaporate into thin air like vampires do.

People Rejoice!
The Strychnos has return from her deep slumber.
Do not cower away from her words.
But rather mesmerize by her wise cracking antics.
She is the One.
Now fly to her domain.
Fly! Good people.
I present you once again.
The nightshade, Strychnine

So run
Right back to school
Check it
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming' the halls all year, making me sick
While everyone's out tryin to make the cut
What?

So
Transpose
Or stop your lies
It's what you do
Transpose
Or stop your lies

So why don't you run
So why don't you run back to school
All you are - Now I'm on the next page
All you are - It's time to close the book up
All you are - I'm on the next page
All you are - Close the book up now

Haha. I miss skooL.
Those who are still in skooL.
Do not ever try to indulge or even expose yourself to the working world.
I repeat do not!
It's a cruel cold world.
A vicious reverse cycle.
Whatever it is, try to stick to skooL.
Even try to flung yourself so you can still be in skooL.
Hell, look at me. I can't even spell skooL right.

"Tribute" - Tenacious D.

[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!

Sleep is that little Death.
Every night we die,
Every morning resurrected.

We get some rules to follow
That and this
These and those
No one knows
We get these pills to swallow
How they stick
In your throat
Tastes like gold
Oh, what you do to me
No one knows

I am very sure now.
No Luck needed, just style and class.
The plan would work.
I'm know it.
Imagine the no. of flats residents in Singapore.
I do not ask much.
I will come to every household and ask for a measly 10cents.
I know they would give me as i am going to subliminaly pursuade them.
In time, those measly 10cents will built up to an entire millions of dollars.

And yes!
I would then get my most Precious, XBOX.
OoOoh, just the sound of it make me wanna kick my own kneecaps.

Everything is clear to me now.
The whole entire thing.
Tic Tacs is really not cockroaches eggs coated with sugar after all.

Darn!

Once the moon is down, all the crazy cats start to gather.
All these while, they are planning to make a name for themselve.
They are not going to be 2nd to the Dogs.
What's their plan you said?
Here's the plan.
Throwing Smarties at them coated with Glue cap Elephant!
Now don't be thinking that this is the lamest plan you ever heard.
Once this plan works.
All the dogs will be the laughing stock of the entire animal kingdom.
Once they are set. You can see paratroopers of cats raining down in the mist of dawn.
With smarties on their paws.

Opss.it didn't work quite well after all.
cats cant' fly and can't don their parachutes quite well.
Why?
They don't have opposable thumbs.