The music your life makes
is just another thing you hate
that you have no power to change.
The neighbours complain that the music's too loud
but the volume knob is nowhere to be found.

But look for the guy by the side of the road
with no arms and no legs
hitchhiking with his tongue
and that will be me.
Stop,pick me up,gime me a ride
and together we will scream loud enough to make the wind stop blowing.

It doesn't matter what you believe.
It doesn't matter how strongly you believe it.
all that matters is
will it hold your mind together?

Beach strays

A policecar patrol came by
and the police said,
"THE BEACH IS CLOSED.
NO SLEEPING ON THE BEACH."

The beach didn't look closed to me.
No one had even turned off the waves.

They say you have to eat twleve bowls of the leading brand cereal to get the nutritions you get from one bowl of Cornflakes and maybe you have to eat twelve bowls of broken glasses to feel what you get from one bowl of Life.

It's a wonder we all aren't screaming
like a madmen in our sleep.

I didn't know Leonard Nimoy is also a singer, a photographer and a writer.
All I know about him was he is and always be Mr Spock.

Wanna watch him sing?
What song you ask?
Believe it or not. It's the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
Right click and save -->Mr Spock Fun Time<--

Wachaaaaa!Enter the Dragon
That's it!
I'm learning Jeet Kune Do!

ok tadi aku ngah bebual ngan fauzi dalam bas
pastu ada gerl ni masuk
pastu fauzi pun dah start bebual merepek
pastu dia perasan apa yg dia tengah buat terus dia cakap
"eh apa aku merepek?i must be thinking with my cock!"
terus aku ngan dia ketawa
so therefore

my theory is
when there is a gerl
and we start talkin nonsense
it means that we are thinking with our dicks.

"pong wong
sliver kong
make me a slipper and call it wong!"

Its funny sometimes when you think back,
what you had spew words from your mouth.
You whine, you feel like you are the most depressed person on earth.
Like there was no tomorrow.
I find it kinda funny and sad.

I was talking to Fauzi earlier this evening.
Suddenly I yell to him, "Hey we're not losers anymore".
Why? 'Cos last time we are just two losers.
We didn't go or do anything about improving our life or anything that got to do with a girl.
I meant relationships.
Now we both have their own love ones.

When things didn't go the way you want it to be,
you shouldn't just dwell on it. Or just whine about why life is so unfair.
Be patient and wait. For only time can tell.
It's all just about time.

No ninja no whatsoever.
Me and u.
Meekus vs Strychnine.
Let's the Blog Wars begins!

Kukubird, Kukubird.
Kukubird want a Kracker?

Do you know what i love about Tagboard?
It's not about people commenting how nice your website is
Or how nice the pictures you have taken.
No.It's not all that.
It's not at least the fun at all.
What I love about Tagboard are the criticism.
The words that stings you like squeezing colgate to your ulcer that is underneath your tongue.
Please let it come.
Say the words that you never want to say to a person that you really love
Release the eviL!Follow the black light that leaks from the Ninth gates.
Punch those keys and spank my candy ass!

Man has revolutionize almost everything to suits themselves.
Indeed it has help man in everyday life.
For a time this was good.
But in the end, we became lazy and lazier.
Man will be the architech of their own demise.

Your sister is a man!
Your brother wear panties!
Your underwear got hole!

Should you copy this line!
You must commit Seppuku to regain your honour.